Tragic O.J. Simpson News. We’re Heartbroken To Report That At 68 Years Old, The Father Of 5 Has…

#1 OJ is Not Happy

Apparently, he has been calling all of his remaining friends and family complaining about his constant misery in prison.

#2 The Reason: He’s Low on Dough

That is right, even prisoners need money. It can buy food or cigs, which can then afford protection in many cases.

#3 He is in for a long, long time

After being convicted of kidnapping and armed robbery, it appears the reality of his consequences has finally set in for the Juice.

#4 He apparently had gotten cash from female friends in the past

That included the last seven years he was locked up, but he is apparently finding out that aging is not good for keeping the ladies at bay.